Remember when I said I would try mushrooms in 2011? I did it tonight with pizza from Savoy’s with my parents. And guess what?!
[Sorry, this isn’t a fairy tale where I tell you I have been wrong about mushrooms all along and “oh gosh aren’t they delicious?!”]
No. They are still a fungus and they taste like slimy feet.
Luckily, the pizza was saved with my delicate lobotomy skills, carefully disentangling the fungal infidels from the delicious melted cheese.