I am sure you have been checking back on my blog every day for the last nearly-month and imagined all the wondrous and amazing things that were keeping me away from the keyboard. Did you think mountain climbing? Drinking sangria in the south of Spain? Breaking the world record in Olympic hurdles?
Mashed potatoes served in a martini glass***
Throw all that in your martini shaker, add a dash of admiralty law, and top of your Martini Glass Mash with some broccoli and you are ready to…
party! talk about the law. Well, maybe it is more accurately a mix of both and it is surprisingly fun in a way only fresh-lawyer parties can be. In fact, in legal speak, I could not be unaware of the amount of fun I had at all these parties that kept me from you.
Also, there is a lesser-known benefit of being a semi-regular attendee of fresh-lawyer parties: you yourself can win your very own fresh-lawyer!
*** I am serious. And these were professional caterers that served a mashed potato bar in martini glasses. And perhaps rightfully so. What else says “legal professional” like a plastic martini glass overflowing with mashed potatoes and broccoli cheese topping? Nothing, that’s what.