Cozy: Some of us live on the Tundra, while others live where the tumbleweeds roll. Either way, we still have to nest when December rolls around. What keeps you cozy through the wintertime?
Minnesotan: born, bred, raised, and stayed.
And yet, still not that fond of winter. I feel like winter here makes everything take so long. So long to get your coat, and hat, and mittens on. So long to jam your double-layer socked feet into the big, bulky boots and lace them up. So long to shuffle your feet down the icy sidewalk. ‘Well, just get in the car!’ you say? Well sure, but bring along some provisions because you will be spending SO LONG on the I-94egon Trail just trying to get to the next city over. You will at least once consider caulking the Subaru and fording the river.
The best way to avoid wasting all that time getting to places is to not go to places. All winter. At all.
Instead, I like to be here:
With one of these:
And also usually with this gang, who I refer to collectively as Deez Butts, though this is less by personal choice and more by sheer force (the dog) and because I may suffer from Stockholm Syndrome in terms of my relationship with my cat: